Do you guys know that beer commercial about the most interesting guy in the world? The “DOS XX” guy?
Well, thats bullshit. IM the most intersting man in the world
Why am I more interesting the the Dos Equis guy?
1) On occasion, i doubt myself- so OTHERS could fit in.
2) When I was born, i delivered myself.
3) I woke up from a dream once, and the dream got upset.
4) When i jog by, shooting stars make wishes.
5) I once got a woman pregnant by talking to her.
6) I became bi-curious after gazing at my own rflection.
7) I lost my virginity very early, before my father did.
8) Thousands of years ago i encountered a bear. The bear was so afraid it ran away to the north pole. He was so terrified all his decendents have whie hair now.
9) I once woke up and said ‘Let there be god!”
10) I once played russian rullete with a fully loaded gun. And won.
11) I counted to infinity. Twice.
12) When I play monopoly, it affects the worlds economy.
13) There is no theory of evolution. Just the animals i allow to live.
14) I never wet my bed as a kid. The bet wet itself out of fear.
15) I dont need to play god. Playing is for children.